Wot you reading now?

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  1. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    The book:
    Just read this book about two proto-chavs.

    The Plot:
    These two are breaking an ASBO by going into town in order to do a bit of ethnic minority bashing.
    They use the younger one's ghey yellow and red cabrio, and head for mayem.
    Unfortunately, the car is well known to Betty Battenburger's Boys in Blue.
    They are foiled in their quest as the "Plod" steps in just as they are about to run over a British Commonwealth citizen.

    The Title:
    Noddy and Big Ears go to Town
     
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  3. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    Killer takes all, nothing like a good murder at bedtime.
     
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    Frankie Boyle: My Sh*t life so far.

    It's great! [:D]
     
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  7. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    This was not supposed to be a serious thread you ejts.
    See Jon Ps post for the serious one!

    If you want a serious thread, please post to:
    "Weight of Driving Shoes"
    Posts must have:
    Weight in gms.
    Photo - proving weight, if possible.
    Size - meteric is now allowed.

    Although, the thread now appears to have been hijacked by the bosses!

    ps Zen and the Art is rubbish. There ain't one tip on tuning a KTM 690 Rallye!

    Easy question this time. For another piccy of miss daved:

    Q: Guess which bike daved would exchange mrs daved for?

    Clues: (for Mr Big only) It's a three word answer. It's three lines above.
    This is a picture:
    [​IMG]
     
  8. StuMc

    StuMc Moderator and Regional Host - Manchester Moderator

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    Looks like a KTM 690 Rallye to me...

    Pic please! [:D] ;)
     
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    don't worry i and many others don't understand most of yours either;)
     
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    Th 2009 vrsn f 'm nt mstkn. s StMc sd, pc pls. :thumbup:
     
  11. 2dubnick Forum Junkie

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    are they still kickstart? I could hardly ever get my mates 640cc going, you need to be double 'ard. Amazing bikes though I really cant ride one properly, give me the new 250cc 4stroke Honda CR, the choice bike for the circuit boys and I can see why, almost effortless riding.
     
  12. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    I have posted a pic.
    You are on the wrong thread. AGAIN!

    It is, I could not find a 2006 640 silver one, which I would have preffered.
     
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    Ths pc?

    [​IMG]

    Tht wsn't n rltn t ths thrd, nthr pc, pls. T. [:D]
     
  14. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    Here you are.

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    No pervy comments please!
     
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    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

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    Been practicing on this. Only 50bhp, but as the wheels are a stupid size. And the front froks are too short. And the Bridgestone Trailwings don't grip. I rcon I could easily handle the KTM!

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