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    Default Astra Owners Club

    http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/sh...d.php?t=289152

    Oh dear!

    Hey there people im new on here after looking on here for ages looking for the right car yesturday i bought my first vauxhall its astra running 255bhp and it is FAST. AGES BACK i had a run with that silver zafira 611bhp it left me in my standard pulsar but my astra feels alot faster and today i had my new filter fitted and my mate put a miltec exhaust on it. im not a boy racer or anything but id like a run again with it as i think i would destroy it now. would be a bit of fun 2 so WHERE ARE U
    i was expecting a welcome cheers kev though. why u criticing me. my car has half the weight plus i got 16s mate and no back seats.i ate most cars i have raced nothing could even keep up with me plus im a good driver. plus i got a new bigger boost pipe trust me dont under estimate my car

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    Fook! 35 pages in 3 days - how has that kept going?

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    I only got to page 3, Sod going any further

    So remember next time you come up to an Astra. He could have a new filter and no rear seats

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    Page 5, it's going well:

    Sorry, but usually, posts like this tend to be an existing member signing up with a new username for giggles. Apologies if you're not doing this. Doesn't stop you coming across as:


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    Sod the Astra, who makes a 611bhp Zafira?

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    This is the bit I can't figure out.

    A Zafira is people carrying rubbish, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danster View Post
    Sod the Astra, who makes a 611bhp Zafira?
    That's when I got worried...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz37 View Post
    when I said I was "hung" I didn't mean by the neck using a noose

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    Quote Originally Posted by techy
    hes too good for f1, hes a street racer

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    Vauxhall Owner = CHAV!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Eyre View Post
    Fook! 35 pages in 3 days - how has that kept going?
    10 posts a page have drawn it out, please trolls love a good post

    i want to see the 611 bhp zaf

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    Post 298:

    http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/sh...289152&page=30

    Refers to the epic Corsa driver and his folded down seats. Damn that was a legendary thread



    Quote Originally Posted by gazTD
    Quote Originally Posted by Ffoeg
    It could well be as I found this piccy of him, by my 'usual methods'...




    He's the puppy (or should that be troll-let ??) on the left

    I hope his car is better than his website.. which is f'kin ****e
    haha.
    he doesn't look old enough to see over the wheel.

    LOOKOUT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Itz da Bus Ticket Massive!!!

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    pretty special.

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    ^^^ PMSL

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    Doing the "gun signal"

    Cock TBH...

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    Errr...


    What....

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    that Corsa thread was legenday. this is on par..

    EPIC FAIL.
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    Aka 'Herry Wright'

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    I vauxhall owners
    16v=safe as

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    Quote Originally Posted by danster View Post
    Sod the Astra, who makes a 611bhp Zafira?
    Well this guy is after 700hp from his

    http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/sh...d.php?t=284282

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    What are these guys doing, sticking loads of power through these?



    It's a mid-sized MPV

    Fast chariots for men with oversized families and no money for a side project ????

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    Zafiras are for people who've given up on life and joined the MPV sheep We all managed perfectly well with estate cars and the like for decades - MPVs hateful things second in line with caravans to be banished from this earth..........

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    Mate at work is looking to get an MPV. He needs something "reasonably" priced. If I had no other choice I'd get a Volvo T5R, plenty of space and still enough grunt to not be a complete failure.

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    35 pages! What a misguided individual.

    More importantly mat-mk3 what you doing on a Vauxhall forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man View Post
    Well this guy is after 700hp from his

    http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/sh...d.php?t=284282
    Apparently that vehicle is the quickest of its kind in europe.
    Still a facksall though...

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    plus i got 16s mate and no back seats

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonfly View Post
    35 pages! What a misguided individual.

    More importantly mat-mk3 what you doing on a Vauxhall forum?
    I got it from the Lupo forum

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