Hello everyone!

Am I not even invited to my own wedding dance now?

 

lol you are only marrying me because I don't believe in s3x before marriage !

 

Yup. Be quick...then that excuse won't hold water.

 

It has been awful quiet here lately. Are you having a divorce?

 

Many lolz at the 4 pages this eve!

Surely scope for the 'Best Men' for the big day!

 

The position is still open to bribery...Dansters soggy biscuit and half used jar of paintable chocolate body spread is a clear leader in my book though.

 

I can throw in a crate of Newky Brown, minus one bottle, that Dan 'looks after' for me?

 

Can Mr Peter Welsh give me away then lol

 

I must be seeing things in my slightly drunk state!!!



P.S Thank you

 

RETARD




cough [:^(]

 

GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Woah, drunk bint in da house!!!

 

I've not heard his offer yet...so currently, no.

 

Well, if you do not control your pet Danster.......there will be no wedding!!!

 

Tipsy, actually!

How can a scirocco fan be such a numpty, I will never know lol

 

It's late, you have both had a lot to drink and everything is turning..

 

Exactly so leave then all will be good lol

 

Actually quite happy to be going seeing as you winged about being called a bint, then have no problem calling me a gimp as soon as you get an apology.

 

Is that your dog's turd Danny?
If so, you need to address what you feed the beast...it's got health issues.