Worlds Ugliest Cars

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PhilRyder, May 29, 2023.

  1. PhilRyder

    PhilRyder Paid Member Paid Member

    We were at Brands Hatch yesterday for the Historic F1 cars. The racing was good especially the pre 66 saloon cars which was great fun.
    There were many many fantastic cars there but then I saw something that took my breath away. I thought why was it built in the first place and why would someone cherish it now? So it got me to thinking, a Worlds Ugliest Cars thread. What cars have you seen that made you wish you didn’t have eyes :lol:

    Marcos Mantis M70
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  2. Cressa Paid Member Paid Member

    God that is awful. Only something it's Mother can love
     
  3. Zender Z20

    Zender Z20 Paid Member Paid Member

    Couldn't be arsed linking to an image but that latest BMW frontal look curls my teeth.
     
  4. Savagesam

    Savagesam Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    I like the new BMW grill, especially when broken up by a number plate
     
  5. Zender Z20

    Zender Z20 Paid Member Paid Member

    Ain't no number plate that could be big enough!

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  6. dodgy

    dodgy Paid Member Paid Member

    Reminds me of the pink panther car, personally I like it, but you know what I'm like. Growing up in the 70s was the wedge era, And marcos were sort of local to me years ago.
    Agree, the new bmw look is not my cup of tea either, how can they come up with that?
    To be honest though, most electric cars look weird now.
    I'll think of something to get a picture of old, for you all to peruse.
     
  7. Tristan

    Tristan Paid Member Paid Member

    Ssang Yong Rodius

    Odious.
     
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  8. dodgy

    dodgy Paid Member Paid Member

    Now, apologies for the delay, just had a trip out to buy lego and donuts.
    On the excursion I drove by a couple of cars, Strangely I'm going to throw 2 cats in the avery here, first off, jag E type, especially the tin top version, always thought this was an ugly beast and can't work out the hype.... Screenshot_20230529-140052_Chrome.jpg
    Bulbous, bloated and not for me.
    I've seen them, ridden in them and even collected stuff for people, compared to the xk120 etc or an austin Healey 3000 of same era, I don't see the appeal.

    Second feline catapultation, Daimler dart, now this IS an ugly car, Screenshot_20230529-135900_Chrome.jpg
    Now whether it's seeing one parked on a farm in cheddar when growing up, or it's face that looks like Blakey from on the buses saying "I hate you Butler!"
    But it has an ugly-cool that appeals to me, sort of like citroen stuff from 50s, 60s & 70s.

    But for more modern hideous creations,
    Fiat multipla, need I say more about the Italian toad? Screenshot_20230529-142222_Chrome.jpg
    Fiat seicento, looks like a melted cinquecento.
    Ford Scorpio (reminds me of my old cat trying to escape the wicker basket on a vet visit by forcing its head through a tiny window and so pulling its skin back bulging its eyes) Screenshot_20230529-142114_Chrome.jpg
    And I think its a Kia Ceed estate, even the designer tried crossing it out looking at the rear side window. Screenshot_20230529-142049_Chrome.jpg
    It's a better frontal view than the other 2 though.
     
  9. dodgy

    dodgy Paid Member Paid Member

    Oh, vw fox, can't put finger on it, but it's sort of like an inbred polo 9n3.
     
  10. GVK

    GVK Paid Member Paid Member

    Knew there would be a Multipa on here! They are horrific.
     
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  11. costel1969

    costel1969 Paid Member Paid Member

    I see all of the above contenders and raise you with this........there are a still a few of these mutants here in Calgary, apparently when this was first revealed there was an audible gasp from the audience and then hysterical laughter. (All completely understandable - I mean where was the due diligence and sense and someone at a meeting saying - "Are you completely out of your mind? This cannot be unleashed on the general public, it's hideous!")

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  12. dodgy

    dodgy Paid Member Paid Member

    Looks like a citroen zx was friendly with a bison, what the blazes is it?
     
  13. costel1969

    costel1969 Paid Member Paid Member

    It's a Pontiac Aztec - it's just as well that they are no longer around as this thing named in their honour would have definitely finished them off.

    Rear view in case anyone thinks that this dog had any redeeming angles..it's, well it's just vile isn't it?
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  14. costel1969

    costel1969 Paid Member Paid Member

    This car was obviously designed in honour of the duck billed platypus..
     
  15. RichardDarrenB Paid Member Paid Member

    Pretty sure Walter White drove one of these in BB!

    Fugly tho
     
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  16. costel1969

    costel1969 Paid Member Paid Member

    You are 100% correct he did drive one of these abominations
     
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  17. costel1969

    costel1969 Paid Member Paid Member

    That is dreadful - what was once the famous BMW twin kidney grille look has now turned into a gigantic pair of nostrils
     
  18. What about the nissan cube
     
  19. PhilRyder

    PhilRyder Paid Member Paid Member

    I don’t mind the Cube.
    @dodgy some good choices there. Agree on hard top e type but the soft top with the hood down is sublime. I like a Daimler Dart (SP250 if you don’t mind) but you are right, a bit Marmite.
     
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  20. dodgy

    dodgy Paid Member Paid Member

    I'd buy a cube, and nearly did when sold Pedro polo.
     

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