’Whers Uranus???’

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  1. 1990

    1990 Paid Member Paid Member

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    I've been trying (unsuccesfully) to get my daughter to ask her teacher about astronomy.

    We were sat down quietly earlier when she came out with 'Bollox', apparently daddy says it all the time while he's watching TV [:s] [:$]
     
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    Classic :clap: :clap: Our three year old stubbed her two the other day and said "f**king hell" ,and said that's what mummy says when she stubbs her foot.
     
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    lol kids these days :lol:
     
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    apparently i used to have bollox (scollops) and chips for dinner
     
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    My neice (5) says (in adult voice) "what ever" when you tell her something :lol: .

    & my nephew [:x] (3) just turns around, shakes his butt & says "i see you, shaking that ass" :o
     
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    If you can't get her to say that..

    Get her to ask for a "Brass Magnet" or a "Long Stand"

    [:D]

    TT
     
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    long weight, left handed screwdriver, 50 metres of fallopian tube.....

    hohoho
     
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    glass hammer
     
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    12" rubber cock?
     
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    Sky Hooks :p

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