<DIV id=post_message_195216>A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my penis." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot. Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your penis?" The man answers, "Three reasons: I like to watch my money grow I like to play with my money And next time my wife wants to blow a-hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!"</DIV>
