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  1. cockney chris

    cockney chris Forum Member

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    The sexual position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to inflation and the credit crunch, the cost of eating out has gone up!
     
    cockney chris, Oct 22, 2008
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  3. StuMc

    StuMc Moderator and Regional Host - Manchester Moderator

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
     
    StuMc, Oct 22, 2008
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    lol
     
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  5. PIPSTER

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    I always ask for a 68 which is where she gives you a bj and you owe her 1
     
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  6. JAPAN

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    That makes no sense...
     
    jApAn, Nov 2, 2008
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    68+1=69
     
    pipster, Nov 3, 2008
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  8. FTHAIMIKE

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    Doh, owned
     
    fthaimike, Nov 4, 2008
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  9. JAPAN

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    I know, duh...But 68 looks like one's up against a really fat chick...Unless you're into that sort of stuff which is cool :thumbup:
     
    jApAn, Nov 4, 2008
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  10. JAPAN

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    Or fat guy if you are that way inclined...
     
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  11. JAPAN

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    Which is still cool.
     
    jApAn, Nov 4, 2008
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  12. FTHAIMIKE

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    It's a play on words, as in i only have 8 to offer so let's skip your half & owe you one, the one being "1".
     
    fthaimike, Nov 4, 2008
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  13. JAPAN

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    Right. Still, it's not a funny joke.
     
    jApAn, Nov 4, 2008
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  14. StuMc

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    When you`re old enough to have sex you`ll understand...;)
     
    StuMc, Nov 5, 2008
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  15. JAPAN

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    Dude...I'm 18 in less than 2 weeks. That and my sexual experiences are not what's in question. And, you seem to be thinking I still misunderstand the joke.
     
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