8v Appreciation Society Busted!

Watch out all you 16v peeps, here come the heavy hitters.

We could all get tattoos?

W

 

Hey!


Are you calling me fat? [:^(]



We're very sensitive about our power to weight ratio's.

 

even us 20 valvers have a soft spot for the 8v

 

the VR6 gang, isn't that like getting in to bed with the greens/monster raving party? (delete as you see fit)

 

Greens?

VR6 engines?

Green?


Who's the monster raving looney now?

Honestly Jon.

We may be a bit strange. Popeye might be our President, and tattoo'd to the hilt - but we can join forces and beat the 16v

 

Woh, what's going on here!!! The understeering extremists have arrived?

Here's the PFFMV multi-valved flagship, oversteering straight into these coalition talks:



Now, just the set the PFFMV stall out:

- the PFFMV covers all multi-valve engines, anything with a double dose of them
- you won't find understeer anywhere on the manifesto
- and we have greater average power potential that other less-valved alternatives

 

Just how heavy is the driver of this car? If he can make the "light side" of a VR engined car sit lower than the engine side, he must have some amazing powers, or be a serious biscuit abuser.

 

It's partly down to the boot full of manifestos and also sheer speed through the corner. Can be deceptive I appreciate, but all part of the experience the PFFMV brings to the coalition

The driver is also a tame multi-valve racing driver

 

is it me or is that mk1 slightly wider than standard hmm not 8v but V8??

 

Hmm, well that is all very well, but it is doing nothing for your votes.

I appear to be streaking (not literally) ahead in the voting tonight.

 

Hey, hold on, that car is oversteering Chris. I reckon ben is right, you have posted up a 928 engined car. Pfft! Just the sort of thing I would expect from the mutlivalve masif.

 

i think may have slipped up there thinking it was an 8v that wont him any good in the 8v community

 

Underhandedness of it all, much like their bhp and torqe plots...

 

News Just in:

Chief 16v protaganist appreciating his 8V Passat




Its like a married Tory politician visiting a brothel while preaching family values.


Shocking.

 

lmfao

 

Is that Chris?

 

Of course it's not a standard Golf! It's the party's 32-valved express, designed for ferrying over weight, over-lunched & over valved execs around to important meetings!!

Rilly, the naivety of some folk! This is politicz, y'know

 

That's where having the Passat comes in handy. Have I mentioned my low CO emissions, low capacity, low excise duty 1300 Golf? It's 8v

It's green, except it's back.

(eco-friendly box now ticked)

 

No need to do this Chris, I can still see your boat shoes.

 

See!!! He's at it again.

He thinks 8v's are stars.



Misquotes and Daily mail-type exposes are the Boat Anchor Parties speciality and we will force you to U-turn.

As you say, This is politicz