A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan >officer. > > > > > > >She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to > > >borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of > > >security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls > > >Royce. > > > > > > >The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title > > >and > > >everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral >for > > >the loan. > > > > > > >The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the > > >blonde > > >for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An >employee > > >of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground > > >garage and parks it there. > > > > > > >Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the >interest, > > >which comes to $15.41. > > > > > > >The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your > > >business, > > >and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little > > >puzzled > > >While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a > > >multimillionaire. What > > > > > > >puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" > > > > > > >The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car >for > > >two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Finally, a smart blonde joke.
oh, is that why you were shocked? i wasn't speculating that you had been getting involved in copious amounts of coitus, just the blonde in the joke. Although, I do seem to have hit a nerve
