Another Jacko joke....

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funnies!' started by monza 16v, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. MONZA 16V

    monza 16v Forum Member

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    Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
    Neil Armstrong was the first man in the moon, Michael Jackson buggers children......


    Allegedly!
     
    monza 16v, Nov 26, 2003
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    Haha thats funny

    allegedly [:s]
     
    DAVE 2227, Nov 26, 2003
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  3. MK4 GTI TURBO

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    He's getting a load of bad press, but we need to look on the positive side, last time he was in the news he was dangling a kid off a balcony which is a step forward cos usually he just to55es them off ;)
     
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    whats the similarity between MJ and a Big Mac?

    Both consist of 30 year old meat in between 9 year old buns! [xx(]
     
    Jeff, Nov 27, 2003
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    :lol:
     
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    Excellent :lol: :clap: :lol:
     
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    Whats somewhat brown and often found in young boys underpants?




    Micheal Jacksons Hand
     
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    Police today searched Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

    They found Class A drugs in the Kitchen, Class B drugs in the Living Room and Class 4C in his bedroom.
     
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    What does Michael Jackson hand round after dinner?

    The under-eights...........
     
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    y does jacko like 29yo's????





    because there is 20 of them ;)
     
    velly_16v_cab, Dec 9, 2003
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    :lol:
     
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