Any cumbria jokes yet?

Apparent misunderstanding, walcott didn't get the boot from the england squad.
With 30 shots on target he was meant to go TO boot to fetch bird for the england squad.

 

Weather in Cumbria is apparently very different to the rest of the uk!! yesterday it was -12

 

If you are planning a trip to Cumbria, go everywhere by bus as getting a cab is murder

 

come on lads show some respect,there could be some local members on here

 

8 days, should be enough?

Put yer money where yer mouth is webuyanycar.com
How much for derrick birds taxi?

 

Police are trying to establish any similarities between the victims of the cumbrian shooting.

I'm no scientist but since it's in cumbria I'm going to guess DNA.

 

Derrick Bird,known as "Birdie" to his friends shot a good round today.

cumbria 12 under par tonight.

 

Katie Price arrived in cumbria today after hearing that a taxi driver had been shooting his load into random peoples faces.

 

Residents in the West cumbria area have been told to get to lower ground as the gunman is now believed to have an AC130 after an 11 Killstreak.

 

Fabio Capello made a shocking adjustment to his 23-man squad when Emile Heskey was suddenly dropped.

Turns out there was a man in cumbria with more shots on target.

 

Usain Bolt's world record for the 100m sprint came under threat from 2 cabbies from Cumbria, though officials are still trying to established if they started running before the gun went off.

 

THAT IS AMAZING! going to have to tell the lads that one