"The bottom line is, as a businessman, I've got a problem. I've got a problem with the hole in my bloody ****, there's been a lot of interesting stuff come out and some of it has surprised me: the full gourmet dinner, scottish baby clothes, this green stuff, 600lbs of fish, some electronic items, 4 lollipops, a unicycle, one of my video machines. It was the biggest load of tut I've seen in my life" made me chuckle
