'Change a Light-Bulb' jokes

During the filming of The Bourne Identity, the star Matt Damon would have a coffee on set first thing every morning.
However, instead of hob-nobbing with his co-stars or director, or hiding in his trailer, he would always make time to go
and have his coffee with the 'Teamsters' - the electricians, gaffers, grip & rigging crew.
Every morning without fail, at some point during their shared coffee break, he would tell the exact same joke;

"How many Teamsters does it take to change a Light-Bulb?"

"Thirty-six. You got a f**kin' problem with that?"



Anyone got any more 'light-bulb' jokes?

 

Hold on a minute, I have another.

- How many Board Members* does it take to change a light-bulb?

- I'm not sure - what do you think?

*also applicable to this one are Interior Designers / Stylists / Art Directors / Magazine Editors


- How many photographer's assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?

- I don't know man, I thought you packed the light-bulbs?

 

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?




I don't know, how many?






Of course you don't know, man, you weren't there!

 

Accompanied by manic, thousand-yard stare...

 

How many blondes does it take to change a light-bulb?

2. One to call the electrician, the other to sh*g him.

I'll show myself out...