Two days ago I upset my 15 month old Border Collie Jess. She bit through my upper lip and cheek. So. I bathed the wound in alcohol. I started with 17 years old Glenmore. I then tried Glenffidich IPA. I then tried Galway Poitín. The Poitín tasted the best and it the numbed best. PROPER Poitín REALLY IS THE BEST DRINK IN THE WORLD!
ouch. watch out with the self-medication, easy to overdose. been there, got told off by the wife for being pissed and useless when she came home from work doing this to try and cure my man flu
Personally I find pints of champagne and a 10 year old Scapa work well.. Usually ends up that you think you have suffered alien abduction, next step on the beer scooter for getting home with no idea how you got there...
