Dont ask me why/how i found/why i found this but it made me laugh me cockles off have a gander at this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lunette-Menst...39:1|66:2|65:12|240:1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 Again dont ask but its funny as yyou read down it just dont let it slip out
Lunette Menstrual Cup Freedom The Lunette™ menstrual cup is a different way of dealing with your periods. It is an easy-to-use alternative to disposable sanitary napkins and tampons. By using the menstrual cup you save money and help the environment. Hypoallergenic, a sanitary and healthy alternative to disposable tampons and sanitary napkins Cost-effective and environmentally friendly, with proper care can last for 5-10 years Soft and flexible, easy to use and comfortable inserted in the vagina where it is kept in place by the vaginal muscles, and the seal formed with the walls of the vagina Available in two sizes: model 1 for women who have not given birth, model 2 for women who have given birth or who have a heavier flow. Both sizes normally available on eBay Can be used at night, needs emptying minimum every 12 hours, or more frequently depending on your flow Easy to clean as the lining of the cup is totally smooth and the tab is flat, rinse thoroughly with unperfumed soap and water Can be sterilised by placing in boiling water for 2 minutes but no longer than 5 minutes Can be used by all women of menstruating age and also with an IUD Doesn’t change the natural moisture level of the vagina or dry out the mucous membranes No outbreaks of toxic shock syndrome have been linked to the use of menstrual cups Can be worn during sporting activities including swimming Not tested on animals Made in Finland from 100% medical grade silicone Friendly customer advice service: info.uk@lunette.fi RRP 21.89 + 5% VAT in the UK ( = 22.99) Postage within UK 1.55 * Postage to Europe (EEC) 1.55 * Postage worldwide 2.00 Lunette Finland are conducting a survey about the impact on health that using a menstrual cup has (any make). Once you have used a cup for a while please consider completing the survey by following this link: http://www.lunette.fi/kys.htm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How to Use Lunette Menstrual Cup Before first use sterilise the Lunette menstrual cup for a minimum of 2 minutes, but no longer than 5 minutes by boiling it in water. Use a clean pan just for this purpose, and use a large amount of water so the cup does not burn on the bottom of the pan. 1. First carefully wash your hands with soap and hot water. When using the cup for the first time, you can lubricate it with water or a water-based lubricant to aid insertion. You can insert the cup when sitting, standing or squatting. 2. Flatten the Lunette menstrual cup and fold it in half. 3. Hold it firmly together and guide it rim-first into the vagina. 4. You will find the correct position in the vagina with practice and by getting to know your own anatomy. The vagina is tilted backwards, so guiding the cup towards the small of your back will help to find the correct position. The cup is held in position by the seal formed with the walls of the vagina and by pressure from the vaginal muscles. The menstrual cup, unlike a tampon, is seated low in the vagina. If the tab is uncomfortable you should trim it, but take care not to damage the bottom of the cup. To ensure that the cup unfurls correctly in order to avoid leaks, gently rotate the cup. To check that it has fully opened, slide a finger up next to the cup and feel all the way round it. If the cup seems to slip down during use, check that it has been inserted correctly and that it has fully opened. Improving the strength of your vaginal muscles through exercises helps them to hold the cup in position. There is no need to remove the Lunette™ menstrual cup when going to the toilet, but after defecation you might need to check that the cup is still properly positioned. 5. The Lunette menstrual cup should be emptied on average 2-4 times a day, and can be used during the night, but for no longer than 12 hours at a time. The Lunette™ menstrual cup can be worn at any time in your menstrual cycle, during your heaviest and your lightest flow. You will quickly learn your own emptying rhythm by seeing how much fluid the cup has collected. Tip the contents into the lavatory. When removing the cup, first carefully wash your hands and relax your muscles. If you cannot reach the bottom of the cup, pull gently on the tab. Squatting brings the cup down. (The cup cannot get lost in the vagina). Break the seal by squeezing the bottom of the cup, and carefully remove it, avoiding spilling the contents. Do not try to pull it down in an open position, but with the sides squeezed together. Choose a time and place where you will not be disturbed, and don’t panic. Removing the cup will be easier if you relax. 6. Wash the menstrual cup carefully in hot water and soap and re-insert it. Use mild, perfume-free soap. When water is not available, you can wipe the cup with toilet paper. Wash the Lunette™ menstrual cup carefully after its last use and store it, properly ventilated, in its own storage bag. Do not store the menstrual cup in a sealed container or plastic bag. Between your periods, sterilise the cup for 2-5 minutes by boiling it in water. You can sterilise it during your period if you wish. Please note The Lunette menstrual cup is not a contraceptive device nor can it be used during sexual intercourse. Menstrual cups have been on the market for a long time, and no reported cases of toxic shock syndrome (TSS) have been attributed to their use. Toxic shock syndrome is an infection caused by bacteria entering through wounds or the mucus membrane. Symptoms include sudden high fever, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, a rash that resembles sunburn, dizziness, muscle aches, fainting or blackouts. TSS is an extremely rare, but potentially fatal disease and can occur in men, women and children. As the majority of reported cases occur in young girls and women under 30, TSS is associated with high-absorbency tampon use. Early recognition and cure are of vital importance, so if you have some of the above-mentioned symptoms, remove the menstrual cup at once, contact your doctor and tell him about the possibility of TSS. Should any problems occur, contact your distributor info.uk@lunette.fi or send an e-mail directly to the manufacturer at info@lunette.fi Powered by eBay Turbo Lister 00056 Learn about eBay counters
WTF were you actually looking for when you came across this? PMSL at the "not tested on animals" bit, I'd love to see the look on a lab rat's face if someone shoved that up it's fanny.
You like for the life of me not sure what it was i was after beach towels for my trip i think (Did i get away with that one?)
