Elton John went into the doctor's surgery and had some tests .The doctor came back and said "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice." Elton, somewhat more cheerful asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ar$e is for."
