G Michael - NOT WORK SAFE

new lyrics "wham bam i'm in the slam"

 

An hour after arriving in prison George Michael was admitted to the hospital wing with a chocolate bar inserted in his bum, a prison spokesman said that it was just a careless wispa

 

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"George Michael is planning a chart comeback with tribute song to new cellmate".

Hairless Fister.

 

What's white and slides down toilet walls?

george michael's latest release.

 

After having his **** shagged until it bled on his first day in prison. george michael has appealed against his 8 week sentence.

He wants it increased to 30 weeks.

 

george michael has claimed that he drove into a lorry after swerving to avoid a man on a scooter.

He's blaming a Careless Vespa.

 

I heard that some cunning grafitti artist visited his crash site and wrote Wham! on the wall!!

 

You heard right.

 

haha ^ that's ace!

 

What's Happening? I play no part in the real world and am unaware of the story.
CGTI newsdesk report required please.

I am guessing he crashed while stoned though? Previous MO I believe.

 

Yep. Half-baked, and drove his Range Rover into the shop. Tit!