Not a bad show last night though, gutted they showed Jason stripping for the washer/dryer test and didn't show Polly! If they want more viewers they need to pimp out Polly more lol
That's what happens when you stay sober all week, then start into a beer on the way home on Friday, and don't go to bed - it's like an extra day on the weekend! Finished the gin, anyone for Pimm's? It's a fantastic hangover cure.
Just about to crack the vodka open, I've even bought a lime to slice up and put in it. One of your five a day and all that
Grolsch now - decided to save what remains of the Pimms for the morning, if I see a morning - most likely the early afternoon! Doubless the butler will have been out for a run and sitting bored, so it'll give her something interesting to do - see how much fruit she can fit on one skewer, then laugh as I poke my eye out on said skewer. It means leaving her the keys to the jeep though - she doesn't "do" automatics, or for that matter parking!
About 50cl of vodka in, just gonna book a taxi and hit the town. The night is young, roll on 3am. Sick I a gutter eating a dirty kebab looking out for the missus incase she catches me eyeing up the talent lol
Yeah right, I live in a small town in cornwall. Everyone knows everyone. My saving grace has been the big uni that's just opened. No one knows anyone!
That`s not from last night. It was her stomach / waist / hips when she stood up. My wife even commented "she`s a bit chunkier than I expected..."
all the more to hold. rather have some curves than rib cage sticking out. plus, you can also sexercise more to lose the love handles!
