How to turn yourself into a freak...

Take one fairly respectable richgit:



Apply ridiculous amounts of sellotape.....

and.....




voila

 

Ahahahahahahaha.

Is that how you pulled that hot chick in the first photo?

Tom

 

That chick is quite nice....bet you prefer the chick in the 2nd though

 

Can we do less appreciating of my ex g/f and more of the fact that i look like a spastic society member?

 

I'm hugely impressed with you're spastic impression.
Fancy a sh@g?

 

Hmmm

 

Would you risk shagging someone who has AIDS?

 

I cant see the difference!!!!!

 

Ah.........when you put it like that...........

 

Pffffffffffft! aye right!

 

makes you look like fred west

 

Nice rich, looking good

 

One question dude...


Why?


Oh, and by the way, she looks well hot.. a proper little cockspinner!

 

Why? Because i can take the p!ss out of myself and have a laugh

Yeah she is well hot, shame we split up a few months ago . Thing is, im going to have to find someone AS fit, if not fitter than her. Can never drop down the scale everytime you move up it.......