"I’ve run over a pig"

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    Farmer Giles gets a call from his farmhand:



    "I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still alive - what
    shall I do?"



    Farmer - "Shoot it and bury him".



    10 minutes later farmer gets another call:



    "I've done that. What shall I do with his speed camera?"
     
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