I just cut myself......right where you REALLY don't want to

Basically, thought i'd give myself a little trim "down there" with my hair clippers (as you do, or am i weird?).

lifted the old man up to trim the crown jewels, and bit of skin got caught in the clippers!!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

chopped a chunk of flesh out the size of my little finger nail. a good 2mm deep too. the lump of skin was still attached too, like a little flap (it's gone black now, i think it'll fall off.).

bled like a split pig for 15 minutes.

still, VERY VERY tender.

so if you see a John Wayne impersonator at autosport tomorrow, that'll be me.

 

its amazing this forum, just what we admit to doing as if we were all like best mates

i took 8 craps in one day the other month...oh no have i taken it to far?

 

haha you have if dubmuffin reads this....

 

i got pics?

 

club gti classic thread in the making!

 

lol. shows that no one really cares who knows about these things, must be the modern world.

but u must have a bush and a half if u need to your hair clippers lol

mybe a razor would be a better bet next time

 

You did this just to compete with my toenail thread.

 

Phat sack has got a crack.

Ouch!!

 

What number do you shave them?? I find a no4 to be just right with minimum scrotal itchiness.

 

weird for taking the clippers down there!
fck putting anything thing like that near the family jewels!

 

Super glue it back together?

Just make sure its dry before you put any clothes on and that you don't put too much on. Or'll your'll have to tell this story to some fugly nurse in hospital

 

wet shave ... plenty of foam ... always works a treat

 

nah, can't go bald, itches too much.

i used a number 2. in hindsight, maybe something with a thicker guard would have been more suitable.

 

simple process ... shave face ... change blade ... shave sack

 

i think you lot are confusing your self with male pornstars!

 

ooh yar u like that ....

* runs to call a taxi *

 

No, not at all.

I was wrong.

 

LMFAO!!!

For me has to be a grade four so it doesn't itch, have to use the upstairs bathroom for that though, so I can use my mate's new babyliss beard trimmer he got for Christmas (shhhh!!!)

Gains you another inch I heard..... not that it's why I do mine you understand!!!

 

shhh, or i'll post it!

 

Pauls short. He needs more than an inch.






ooh, and inch down there