>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. > > > >The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a >torso, arms or legs. > > > > > > > >The son is just a head! > > > > > > > >But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and >compassion. > > > > > > > >After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. > > > > > > > >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and >orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. > > > > > > > >With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his >head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. > > > > > > > >Whooosh! A torso pops out! > > > > > > > >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. > > > > > > > >The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. > > > > > > > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! > > > > > > > >The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. > > > > > > > >Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. > > > > > > > >The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. > > > > > > > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! > > > > > > > >The bartender ignores the whole affair. > > > > > > > >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, >grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. > > > > > > > >Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. > > > > > > > >The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!! > > > > > > > >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the >right . right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs >over him and kills him instantly. > > > > > > > >The bar falls silent. > > > > > > > >The father moans in grief. > > > > > > > >The bartender sighs and says... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >(wait for it) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >(it's coming) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >(Ya ready?) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >(Don't hate me) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >(take a deep breath) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"He should have quit while he was a head!"
i didnt see that punch line comin at all all i was thinking was how did he take his first sip if he had no arms and hands
