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  1. Miss Psyclodia

    Miss Psyclodia Forum Junkie

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    Husband tells wife "every morning i wake up and look in the mirror i get a huge erection "

    Wife turns around and says "yeah because you are a huge "c*nt"


    I laughed :)
     
  2. jApAn Forum Member

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    So did I :lol:
     
  3. Alan Forum Member

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    me too:lol:
     
  4. jApAn Forum Member

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    lol, tht tickled my funny bone
     
  5. jApAn Forum Member

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    Oh gosh, it's gone. I remember posting it, but don't remember what I posted. Sorry to admins ^_^
     
  6. Dono Forum Member

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    what do you drive jApAn?
     
  7. StuMc

    StuMc Moderator and Regional Host - Manchester Moderator

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    He doesn`t...
     
  8. SixSevenTwo Forum Member

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    gutted...lol
     
  9. jApAn Forum Member

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    My parent mad...need to get some lessons for driving, hopefully will be driving my father's mini when I pass. And to 672, no reason that I should be gutted, I'm not gutted at all. Just a matter of time, and I'm sure people poked fun at you when you where in the same situation :) So just be nice to everyone.
     
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    :hug: There there youll pass








    IN YOUR DREAMS
     
  11. jApAn Forum Member

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    If you say so.
     
  12. Dono Forum Member

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    still not a golf tho
     
  13. jApAn Forum Member

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    I know, but it is (in my estimation) more fun. Having driven both, I'd have the Mini based on directness, and for the sheer sound of it. It's not standard. It's like a little pocket rocket (: Shame it's cost my dad about 14k in bills to keep it in good shape :(
     
  14. Alan Forum Member

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    the joys of minis!
    I've got a '89 mini myself (along with all my other toys :))tried to jack it up a couple of weeks ago and the jack went through the jacking point!
    On average they might not be as fast as vws but a lot more fun to drive at leagle speeds:)
     
  15. jApAn Forum Member

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    Wow, unlucky on that one :( Ours is currently in the workshop having some hi-lo's, a new set of donuts, and a new subframe fitted, so should be better once it's out! What sort of setup is yours on?
     
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    it's totally stock at the min, needs new set of sills and an A panel then sort out other bits. Got to finish the engine transplant in my westfield, fit the t/b's on the the golf and then on to the mini (and yes i do need to find some kind of modifieing addicts help group :)) probably start the mini in the new year, thinking of dumping the rear subframe in favor of a rear beam conversion and then replacing the 998 with a supercharged 1293cc funds allowing
     
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    mini's suck balls, knee's around your ears and rot to buggery. Golf gti ftw tbhqfh
     
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    They do not suck balls, and I don't have a problem with space and I'm 5'11", but I agree with golf gti ftw. I'll explain spec of the mini when I can be bothered to. Hope all goes well with yours, will be nice to see pics.
     
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    only if you like the taste of your own balls
     

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