Little Johnny........

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  1. Dubplate Forum Member

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    A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"

    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because

    Little Johnny was noted for his bad language.
    She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascina! te,' so she called on him.

    Little Johnny said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her T!ts are so F**king big, she can only fasten eight."
     
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    LOL
     
  5. MK2. Forum Member

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    lmao
     
  6. phulla Forum Member

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    Little Jonny jokes are class!
     
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    pld jonny =D lol
     
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    Top joke! :clap:

    Yorkie - You like Weebl and Bob then? [:D] Seen the new ones? Pikea and Pikea 2?
     

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