moral of the story is...........

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said , "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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definately. bare back for the loose

 

Only problem with this is, the story stops.

He could have walked past them got his hats and went back in the house and busted up the sister in law etc...reckon she would have been game.


You would have had to put in a legend performance as well with the whole family watching.

 

i did consider that option but i suspect he left his bags in the car and saved his promise for another day... yknow... building up the tension so he could have a real meaty kicking-down-the-back-doors session on his fiance's FIT little sister

yknow that every time he is pumping away at his real wife, he will be thinking about her little sister and the time of his life that he missed cos he didnt keep his rubbers in his wallet

thats teh REAL moral to the story

 

Why does the story stop there did they all die or something...


What REALLY happened next...................????

 

Maybe he was actually gay and only just realised his wife was actually female?

Bad times.

 

well if he was lucky they could have an older brother or something *shrug*

either way, i want pics of this little sister, because now i just dont beleive it happened

 

Lucky for him he found out sooner rather than later, the wedding night would have been a shocker, and honeymoon a tad moody.


Pics of the sister in law FTW.

 

Errrmmm...even though it was told in the first person, I`m pretty sure it`s just a joke...

 

correct stuMc

if i had done that and not nailed her do you think i would tell the world over the 'net what a loser i am.

it is also in the joke section...........

 

they know it's a joke

i hope!

 

i hope so

 

i searched google for sister in law

is she anything like this?

 

Ha ha yeah we're not that special.

Although sometimes with 82 you can never quite tell....

 

why didnt he just bang her then leave? for all they knew he could of been there and hour before the little sister asked to go upstairs - REAL MORAL IS, IF THE LITTLE SISTER OFFER IT TO YOU BE QUICK!!!

 

show me a bloke that isn't quick!!

me,me,me,me,me...........and sleep

 

Zip wollop, one pump passion?

 

there is a guy on another board that has a members only section. we were posting up birds we had poked and been proud of. this guy posts up pics of a gorgeous blonde, she looked like filthy fun bundled together with a ton lil miss innocent looking.

turned out it was his sister in law and they had played a few times, the pics of his actual wife werent bad either... lucky sod

 

i bet he came in his pants and decided to change them before he went upstairs to do the sister in law !

 

and which board would this be ???

links ?