My all-time favourite...

Where does the best lamb come from?




Baaaavaria

 

Here's mine:

Did you hear about the scare crow who won an award?

He was out-standing in his field!

 

Oh dear...

 

How about this:

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell somthing fishy?"

 

there really bad

 

Did you hear about the new lottery?
It's for Eskimos only.


You have to be innuit to win it.

hahaha I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrve that one.

 

Black Beauty - now there's a dark horse!

 

two fish in a tank one says do you no how to drive it

HAHAHAHa sori

 

That's quality.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop

Merci

 

Two snowmen stood in a field, one asks the other "Can you smell carrots?"

 

http://www.clubgti.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44520

Done them all before!

 

What`s the difference betwee a nun, and a women in a bath?












One has hope in her soul...

 

Found this on that other thread......

Or - me in my lucky blue coat?????

 

A seal walks into a club

 

Two peanuts walking down an ally, one was a salted

 

my friend just had a baby and invited me over to wind the baby, when i got there i thought it was a bit harsh so i just gave it a dead leg

 

One More

A white horse goes into a pub feeling really thirsty,and orders a nice pint of beer, while pulling the horses pint, the bar woman looks up at the horse and says " wow i really cant believe this, we have a whisky named after you" , the horse a little bit confused replies, "what Trevor".......boom boom

 

PML

 

PML???

 

Pi55 myself laughing. = PML