dunno what's more suprising, the fact andy got a real live woman instead of his usual inflatable variety, or the fact she's still puting up with him
Lol... This is a classic "This is my girlfriend" when really it is/was "This is my flatmate". I should post pics of mine up, she is much better-looking. If she is your girlfriend, Andy. I apologise. Working in the Oil & Gas industry myself, it's no secret that it's reasonably lucrative. Women want men with cash money.
Sadly Andy's stuck out in the North Sea at the moment, so won't be able to reply. Although they should keep him there, IMO.
in andy's absence, i have been tasked with the job of making sure she doesn't sieze up by turning her over once a week - otherwise her battery would go flat* *altho she could always get a mains powered one...