Newbie!

Windup me thinks! if it is well done tho Mike! LOL

 

still thinking it a wind up

 

so who the feck is in the picture!

 

Me.

 

fancy a f@ck?

 

Ah, why not. It's Saturday night, after all........

 

Are you and Mia up for a threesome?

 

If anyone gives a sh*t about an explanation, this is what's going on.

I posted a reply to this thread earlier today; and much to my surprise it was posted under the user "Mia500".
I thought this was a glitch on the forum so posted again, and I was still "Mia". I checked my login details and I was logged in is "Mia500". I signed out and back in again as myself and all was good.

As Gavin pointed out, the IP logged for the Mia posts and my own were the same; meaning they were posted from my machine. So this means one of five things:

- I'm taking the p*ss and this is all an elabourate rouse to manipulate you all for my own sick entertainment

- I've acquired a proper Schizophrenic "Tyler Durden" personality, and I'm posting as "Mia" when I'm not looking

- I'm trying to bait and capture Richgit with promises of nubile teen flesh, for my own devious ends

- Someone with access to my PC is taking the p*ss

- "Mia" does exist, and creeps into my bedroom when I'm not around, and posts on the forum.

Much as I favour the last option, I think the sad truth is that it's someone in my house . I was out of the house at all the times logged for "Mia" posts, as were two of my housemates. Leaving only one - My Girlfriend
She's mentioned joining the forum lately.. and I've been posting quite a bit recently, so she's probably feeling like a forum widow..
Perhaps she just wanted to catch me cracking onto some local blonde fittie in a purile "Saved by the bell"esq girlie sting operation.. who knows.

Wondered why I was always signed out after she'd used the machine She hasn't let on anything about the whole affair, but seems strangely interested..

Before I become forced to sit in the corner and wear the "forum c*nt" hat, please consider the following:

- Why would I identify myself in a second post, if I was trying to scam everyone?

- I've only been on the forum a few weeks, and don't have the nuts to pull a jape of such magnetude

- Had I been taking the p*ss, would I not have wanted to jump out from behind the sofa and proclaim my superiority and how silly you all looked in the wake of my cracking joke?



Check my detective flex


I hope this has cleared my name

Girlfriend's gone to sleep now.. might just creep in there later and hit her repeatedly in the f*cking head with a f*cking spade
Little miss "give me attention"

Still don't know who the hottie in the photo is

*Edited as I was quite mashed last night and can't stand spelling mistakes *

Edited by: theboymike

 

Me.

 

I don't think anyone really suspected you of doing that mate, you'd have to be some sort of cock.

 

(Come here priddy gal),
Nobody shake so good,
(indecipherable),
"Baby can I be your girl?",
I think you could, but I, don't want to be misunderstood.

 

Feel me, ride it, ride,
Let me, slide it, slide it , inside it,
legs divided, hands tied'd,
try hide it, have you tried it?
your boyfriend asking me 'bout me and you, but I denied it.
If you did not keep it private it,
would you survive it?

 

@ The Gollywog Icons, i always pish mesel at those

 

aye i didnt seriously believe anyone to be takin the piss,tsc can look great on a saturday night though,and check his mum-jeff,youd think they were sisters.

but back to business,wheres mia?

Edited by: riley

 

theboymike have you searched your cookies and history to find out where your girlfriend has been while on your PC?

Mite lead you to more photo's of the girl above if your lucky

 

Edited by: b'locks

 

Good idea; but I've just had a goosey and couldn't find anything