Oi DANSTER, your cat's getting fat.

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  1. BristolFish

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  2. danster Forum Addict

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    That is not my cat Bristol.
    Mine live on a diet of cheese, aluminium and carbon from my unique cylinder head porting techniques. A lump of cheese is placed in the valve bowl area of the the head and the cats paw away at it from the manifold face till they get it out. This leaves the "purrfect" finish on the inlet ports for good flow and fuel atomisation.
    The decoking of the exhaust ports is carried out in a similar fashion, hence the carbon in their diet.

    That cat looks like it would be too heavy to hover though. ;)
     
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    There's no way that one's a hoverer, even I couldn't get that bugger to float. [:$]

    Interesting technique you've got there, what sort of cheese do you use?

    Is it Stilton? [:-B]
     
  4. danster Forum Addict

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    No, Stilton is for ghey cats. Mine are very cosmopolitan and prefer Emmental and Le Roule cheeses. :o
     
  5. BristolFish

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    It might be for the gheyer cat, but I think you'll find it goes much better with the port(s). :p
     
  6. danster Forum Addict

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    That is true, but a diet of Port and Stilton will give my cats Gout, which swells their paws to the point where they will not fit in the cylinder head ports. Think about what you are suggesting before trying to improve your post count man. :lol:
    There is no point in just posting crud all the time. I should know. [:$]
     
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    That cat needs to be booted off its chair, out of the engineering dept, and onto the shop floor to get some exercise.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Unfortunately ... I can empathise with that inference ;)[:$]:lol:
     
  10. Mike_H Forum Addict

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    Be good for large port 20v heads and 027 inlets then, but no good for red tops [:D]

    Nice work on the Port & Stilton gag, Bristol.
     
  11. danster Forum Addict

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    Pfft! Nice gag indeed. The ports on the two heads you mention are big enough to dock a ferry in! :lol:
     
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    Pfft! Nice gag indeed. The ports on the two heads you mention are big enough to dock a ferry in!

    a seacat?
     
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    They're about the size of .... Portsmouth [8D]
     
  14. BristolFish

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    I thank you. :thumbup: [:^:]
     

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