A woman gets on the bus and sits down. This being the old days the conductor goes up to her, just as the bus has to stop near a very loud building site. She tries to ask the conductor something but can't be heard, so she flicks the V's at him. He flicks the V's back with both hands. She jiggles her breasts at him. He points to his crotch. She bounces up and down on the seat wildly. At this point the lights change, the bus pulls away and Mary Whitehouse leaps to her feet "We can't tolerate behaviour like this in public, it's a disgrace!" "Not at all" replies the conductor "it was a perfectly respectable bus related discussion. "She asked this was the number two, I replied that it was the number four. "She asked if it went past the dairy, I replied it went past the waterworks. "And then she said "#### me, I'm on the wrong bus!""
