I decided to throw a party last week. The theme was 'Amy Winehouse Concert'. It was brilliant! I only invited people that really, really like me. I made everybody pay 40 to get into my house. I showed up four hours late, falling down drunk, insulted everybody and then made them leave...
Nah its ok. I did go and see the lighthouse family recently though. They were good but kept going off, and coming on, and going off....
Amy gets to the pearly gates where she bumps into diana, she says "why is your halo black" with a confused look on her face, diana replies "you must still be off your face darling, it's a steering wheel"
Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi hendrix, Ian Curtis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all died at 27 years of age. Justin Bieber is 27 in 2021. Just Be Patient!!
What have Amy winehouse and Michael Jackson got in common? They both had a 10 year old crack addiction
unfortunately, Amy's parents are not allowed to keep the ashes, this is due to the law stating possession of a class A drug.
I heard that police were surprised to find the body had already got white lines around it when they arrived on the scene Amy Winehouse found dead age 27. The owner of her local bargain booze is said to be distraught. They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no no no, stupid *****
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse & Jack Daniels Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke
Rupert Murdoch has said he is touched by some of the messages friends and family have left on Amy Winehouse's phone.
