things falling out of trees

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  1. sarah gti New Member

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    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    cos it was dead.

    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    cos it was dead.

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    cos it was tied to the second monkey!

    why did the elephant fall over?

    cos it got hit by three monkeys!!
     
  2. Rallye Forum Junkie

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    when you gunna tell us the punch line? ;)
     
  3. darrynK

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    erm... [:[]






    :thumbd:
     
  4. Sexy16v Forum Member

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    Sorry.................
    :(
     
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  6. Admin Guest

    i see 2 men with white jackets in a white van, and there going your way.[:D]

    Edited by: Dave
     
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    omg worst joke ever :(
     
  9. S1MMA Forum Member

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    and the funny part is............?

    dont tell me there was a rabbit on the floor the elephant landed on, and he was dead cos..... an elephant landed on it...... then a blue whale did a jump out of the water onto the elephant and the elephant died of massive internal bleeding after a 1000 tonne blue whale landed on it and then..............

    haha.
     
  10. sarah gti New Member

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    my bf told me to put it up. it made him laugh. it is pretty lame!!!
     
  11. madmonkey Forum Addict

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    Dammit, what's with all the monkey bashing? [:^(]
     
  12. darrynK

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    they're just horny ;)
     

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