Today I hate................

level crossings and traffic, lost way to much time on my ride home tonight

 

Flu just creeped on me and I'm partying tonight

 

I hate everything about you, ooh ooh.

Not aimed at anyone on here but I saw Alice Cooper live on Sat night, based on the above comment who can guess the name of his support act?

 

ugly kid joe?

 

Hahahalol

 

Van Morrison

 

Correct, even if it was mentioned at the meet last night

 

face masks that smell like sweaty fanny.

 

Hmm, interesting comment, where have you been putting your facemask?

 

Straight out the packet smell, maybe work got them from a specialist website...


Think a pot of vicks is needed to sort it out.

 

HANGOVERS

I had my stag do last night, what an epic night !

I left my house at 3.30pm, and didn't get in till 5am this morning. 12 hours of drinking, not good

Just waiting for my roast dinner now, which should sort me right out

 

^^^ x2 to the above

My sisters 21st last night!!

On a positive note, the Mrs is up making me a bacon sandwich

 

Man flu !!!

I'm fully infected

 

Get a bottle of whiskey down you, hot whiskeys if needed. My Granddad's old cure was to go to bed, put on a bowler hat, down a large whiskey in one gulp, take off the bowler hat, repeat as needed. No idea what part the hat played in this, but apparently it was essential.
I think he probably did it to get away from my granny, and stay drunk for a while... probably didn't have the Manflu at all. BUT, he was a doctor, so take the advice...

 

today i hate sainsburys basics cider....at 1.99 for 2 litres, i thought it would be worth a go, it doesnt actually taste too bad but one should have ones own weather warning for high winds today!

 

My squeaking air conditioning clutch :-(