What keeps you awake at night

Couldn't be more wrong. I'll pipe up for some of the blokes on here who might not want to say but I don't give a hoot so...

There's not a day goes by that you don't see a nice girl (might not even be fit not that that counts anyway) and she's with some wonker of a bloke and within a minute you can tell he takes her for granted and she puts up with it coz he's a "man" and all that bol/ocks.

Or you see a girl saying that so and so is nice but he's not my type as they wander off to find the next real man.

 

real men have 10 foot cocks

 

So true

What I can never understand is that they dont see anything wrong with it

 

I have a 20 foot chicken??

Am I a real man?

 

No, but you're one hell of a farmer.

 

Eddie Murphy Raw, Live stage show... Explains everything.


Its all about the Pussy trap,

That's why you see ugly blokes with fit girls.

And Fit blokes with ugly girs.

It's all mad...

It's not about how they treat each other or how nice they are.

For most people relationships are just about catering to their own egos...

 

Stop exaggerating

 

real men don't need to boast

 

Chicken rustler,

I thought a fox got in last night

Just as well I kept my 20 foot Cock safely away in it's box last night. or you would have had that too

 

what a cock ril you are

 

Sometimes you get into situations without seeing them.
I did.Turned out to be a slap happy nutter.
Stuck it for a while,then woke up one day and thought"what the feck am i doing/"
Hit him with a baseball bat and that was that.
Look back on it now and can't believe it all happened.Makes you really wary.

 

i just used the kitchen tea-towel to wipe sweat from my armpits. is that wrong?

 

COCK ril

Excelent. I see what ya did there, turned my joke round to call me a cock....

thank you that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me [:^(]

I was joking anyway.


It's more like 30 feet

 

methamphetamine keeps me awake for about 124 nights...

 

You disgusting low life scum bag.Go to you're room.
God,how does she put up with you

 

That's not wrong it's hilarious, and proves he's a big man!! Sue, what's wrong with you. A mans home is his castle

 

see? all i have to do now is remember to not wipe the dishes with it. it's like a way of testing my memory

 

Only jokin.AS long as he doesn't use my tea towel i don't care!!!!!