30 Reasons why men are so damned cool (in no particular order): 1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes anywhere near your pubic area. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Her wedding dress 2000; your tux rental 100. 13. If you retain water, it's in a bottle. 14. People never glance at your chest when you are talking to them. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 16. One mood, ALL the damn time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 18. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 19. You can open all your own jars. 20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 21. Your underwear is 10 for a three-pack. 22. If you are 40 and single, nobody notices. 23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 25. If another bloke shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 26. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 28. Your belly usually hides your big hips. 29. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons. 30. The world is your urinal. -------------------- One final thought: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
