why do elephants paint there feet yellow

so that they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard

 

i don't get it

 

lmfao gordy golden oldies

 

Another classic from Gordy's "big book of kids jokes".

You lot are lucky, I get about 5 or 6 of these f*ckers in a row whenever he comes round.

 

Why do Elephants paint their feet red?


So they can hide up cherry trees

 

How do you know when there is an Elephant in the fridge?



Foot prints inthe butter!

 

same cowboy, different hat.

 

Please, please. someone explain the jokes above??? .


Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9.

 

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

4, 2 in the front, 2 in the back.

 

classic

 

did'nt stop you telling one did it

 

Groan, anyone for the what's red and invisible joke?

 

no strawberries?

 

Beat me to it!

 

an elephant was seen doing a ton on the M1 yesterday











police are saying treat it as a roundabout