Women are horrible, temptatious whores

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  1. Dr Gonzo Forum Member

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    There were very many out tonight, and they all wanted me, but declined at the last monent.

    I mean, I can dance impressively, can be humourous etc., but they hardly ever want to 'advance' onto the next stage.
    So, the question I have to ask is, why take me to up to that point in the first place?

    Evil swines. I'm going to become celibate in protest.[:^(]
     
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    To get a free drink? [:[]
     
  4. Dr Gonzo Forum Member

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    [><]

    To be honest, I couldn't care less anyway. It's not like it's a new phenomenon, or anything...

    Besides, you're never going to meet anyone decent out pubbing/clubbing.
     
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    do you have pungent BO you don't know about because that pipe you smoke has ruined your sense of smell and your huge moustache blocks your nose anyway
     
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    that's *******s, loads of people meet like that. [:[]
     
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    are you sure? ;) :lol:
     
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    What exactly was you looking for?

    Why is it, in normal cicumstance you wouldn't just walk up to someone and speak to them and ask them out, yet when your in a club it's the thing to do?
    I hate men that approach me when im out, I find it really off putting that people will kiss a stranger but find it hard to hold a conversation.

    Losers.
     
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    Snakes with tits :lol:
     
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    Why not?!
    If youve got the gahoonas you would!:lol:
     
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    woman in clubs seem to only want the complete ****ers , i never approach them first but they go for the loudest ******s first its true you wont find a nice girl out clubbing as you dont usually have much in common except you maybe both drunk learnt this from my last escapade . met a nice girl recently not in a pub or club but in a bookshop beleive it or not .
     
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    i met a girl out last sunday, just got talking to her and my mate was talking to her mate, next thing were all back at my mates house, i takes her to bed, just getting started, she came and then ****ing said she needed to go to sleep [><] left me with a raging boner !!1

    wtf is that about [8(] :thumbd:
     
  14. Dr Gonzo Forum Member

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    You used too much. Next time use only 15mgs.:lol:
     
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    Mikedub. You should have given her a slap across the chops and told her she had to finish the job.
    Na. On a serious note she was only looking after herself. It probably happened to her at some point. So it was retribution!
     
  16. mikedub Forum Junkie

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    she only 20, taking her out wednesday to finish the job !!1 :lol:

    i ****ing love women :p

    ^^ arrange those words in any order you please [:D] :lol:
     
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    im sorry was you out in burton last night cos i might have done it to you lol

    Not all girls in clubs are nasty, perhaps she might have appreicated the ''can i have your number and ill call you tomoz''. just to see if you were geniuinly interested and not just after one thing for the night.

    you can find nice people out on the town, im always out :lol: [:D] ;)
     
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    go ugly early if you just want a sweaty, sordid shag. choose chain smoking, overweight, drunken munters with too much flesh on show,a loud mouth and several tasteless, cheap tattoos. [xx(]
     
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    non of that is me so im safe [:D]
     
  20. Dr Gonzo Forum Member

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    To be honest, I wasn't out for that, anyway. In fact, I never do go out with mind of getting some snatch.
    Only the pretty boys seem to get girls in clubs/pubs. After all, when you think of it logically, that's HOW it has to work. It's like a shop-window scenario.

    Anyway, I'm leaving this now. All I know is alcohol is an evil drug that makes you do and think differently, and I'm (rightfully) paying the price today.[xx(]
     

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