A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag some doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit w***. Is that OK The lady says: IT sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."
