You know you’re slightly obsessed when..

........you have a essay due in in two hours and you cant do your work at uni cos you cant stop thinking about where u have parked your car and if its safe- so you go home to move it- thus not doing your essay

 

Sorry Jon, misunderstood that


. . . . when you stop at the lights you position your car so you can get a perfect view in the adjacent shop window

 

or just drive slowly in front of buildings with reflective fronts

 

Or drive alongside one of those stainless steel milk tankers for miles

 

Do that all the time

 

Evian? PAH! MY OLD JETTA HAD VOLCANICITY!.
Edited by: ac81

 

you know you are obsessed when you own vw's that you hate!

 

when you are trying to convince everyone you car is awesome even tho its a complete shed!

like me and the AA man the other day

"yeah had the car for a while, done alot of work on it i really love how." " is your oil light flashing normal sir?" "...erm yeah when i did the dash i couldnt figure it out...." etc etc