You wont believe who emailed me...

Ok, read this classic email, then my response below:


"Olusegun Akanni
33, Awolowo road,Victoria Island
Lagos, Nigeria.
Tel: +234-1-7591565
Dear friend,

My name is Olusegun Akanni, a confidential secretary to a top government officer
in Lagos.
I believe, the innermost drive in me usually propelled by unseen and rather,
benevolent forces must have inspired me to send this email to you. But
nevertheless, I am sorry for the necessity to write you and to become maybe
bothersome.
I am contacting you on behalf on my boss for your ability to prosecute a
transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction
requiring maximum confidence. But with reservation I would like to know if you
would be willing to do business with us, before I elucidate my proposal to you.
Note that this transaction is not connected with any deceptive intention as you
may imagine. To eliminate any disbelief of the authenticity of the transaction
we would not hesitate to honour your invitation if need arises.
We will be very grateful if you would give your consideration to the possibility
of replying this email. This will enable me to stop any further contact for the
search of someone who could help. Please reply me to my private email address:
olusekanni19@yahoo.ca
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Yours truly,
Olusegun Akanni."







My response:


"Dear Olusegun Akanni,



I am very happy that you have sent this email to me. It is like a good luck sign from the gods. I am very happy and very willing to go ahead with your business plan. I run many companies over here in London and i am sure we can talk more about your proposal. Please email me back to this address for further correspondance.



Yours Sincerely,



Thomasthe T-Engine"

 

You certainly have a tender behind.

 

lmao clearly get as much money of him as you can

 

lol.

I'll never trust another nigerian for the rest of my life after all these emails.

Nice reply, it'll be funny to see what he says to that. You'll have ot keep us posted.

 

I got one and replied with this:

Yes I am interested in helping you. Please view my website for my detailsMy personal website

NOT WORK SAFE!!!!

 

Fecking hell mate that site is rank

 

my company has been dealing with nigerians for quite a few years now and most of them are ok

 

if u reply to these then it'd be wise to do it from an email account that u don't care about cos ur confirming it's validity and more spam will come for u!

 

top government officers always have a yahoo e-mail address......NOT

 

there was a website where someone was p0utting up all these scams and what people have done to scam em back save all what you do rich and post it up there

 

Hehe, my turn;



Barrister Peter George.
23 Ahmed Onibudo Crescent,
Victoria Island,Lagos-Nigeria.
E-mail: barristerpetergeorge@yahoo.com

ATTN: ,
I am Barrister Peter George, a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney
to Mr.Marcel Murphy,who used to work with Shell Development Company in
Nigeria. Herein after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April
2001, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car
accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately
lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to
locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track any person who
can assist me to get this fund out from the security company,hence I got your
contact via the Internet. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the
money left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared
nserviceable by the Security company where this huge deposits were lodged.
Particularly, the Security company, where the deceased had an account valued
at about US$15,300,000.00 dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next
of kin or have the consignment sized within the next 21 official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that
the proceeds of this account valued at US$15,300,000.00 dollars can be paid
to you and then you and me can share the money, 45% to me and 45% to you
10% will be for any expenses that might occure during the transaction. To you
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we
may make, all I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law. please get in touch with me
by my Tel: 234-8033223395 or E-mail: barristerpetergeorge@yahoo.com to
enable us discuss further.

Faithfully Yours,

Barrister Peter George(SAN)
Senior Advocate of Nigeria.

 

Rich u crack me up!!!

"Thomasthe T-Engine" ROTFFL!!!!

 

i am mate, ive had a few more correspondances, ill post them in a bit....

 

hehe - I got one from "Sabina" today



Dear Sabina,

With every due respect, kindly go fuck yourself. If you wish to come to this country and become my slave
then I may consider employing you (...)
please feel free to visit me at my villa in San Marino, where
I will happily shoot you in the face with a large
calibre handgun (or an alternative weapon, should you
choose).

Best regards,

Sgt. Patrick hiddenname.

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Here's mine:

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. peter kalunga, A director with The Standard Trust Bank Nigeria
Plc (STB). I am directly responsible for Classified Assets and Projects.
I solicit for your assistance to help me in handling a very urgent and
confidential business Transaction. I got your contact through business
registrar here, although the nature of the business was not disclosed. A
new management has recently acquired the Bank (STB) and under classified
projects, which I handled, funds were earmarked for long-term projects in the oil
sector under the old management. These funds worth US$180M have since been
cleared and released for payments to contractors, which I as the director has
already done. Meanwhile, there is a balance of US$45.5M left over from
these funds, which I want to transfer to an offshore foreign account, and I want this
transfer done within the next two weeks before the auditors of the new management
start work on the proper inventory of the bank's assets. I solicit Your
Cooperation to use your company's name to apply as the Beneficiary of these funds on
my behalf. You will in return receive 25% as compensation upon receipt
and safeguard of this fund into your account for safe custody. I shall
instruct you for further transfer of my percentage share to another
account that will be at my disposal. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter on my
e-mail address or through my personal email address and I
will bring you into the complete Detai ls of this transaction. Note, I
will professionally/ technically take care of the whole Co-ordination for
onward transfer of this fund as soon as we agree, and only trust,
sincerity and transparent honesty can make the reality of this transaction. Finally dear, I also
urge you to arrange for a five bedrooms duplex for family usage and
other investment opportunities. I wait to hear from you over your interest in
actualizing this transaction. Till I hear from you.

Mr. peter kalunga


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Mr. Kalunga,

May I express what a grace this is for you to be contacting me for support
in your business interests.
Your transaction, in most circumstance, would be of interest. However, such
risk for a relatively low 25% profit to Colombian business is too much in
todays uncertainty.
Would you reconsider a higher reimbursement, the transactions may be
considered.

If you were to be interested in such a negotiations. I will require you to
visit me in Bogota.

Many kind wishes.

Snr, N. R. Fernndez
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DEAR NICO,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?WELL NICO THERE IS AN ADVICE I WHAT TO GIVE YOU AS MY GOOD FRIEND DON,T GET GREEDY IN BUSINESS,YOU LIKE, THIS YOU CAN NEVER TELL ME THAT 25% OF 45.5M$ IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU.

WELL MR NICO I THINK I TRIED ON THAT PARCENTAGE THAT 25% IS OKEY FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE THIS TRANSACTION FOR NOW BUT IF WE PROCEED IF THERE IS ANY NEEDTO GIVE YOU ADDITIONAL PARCENTAGE WE WILL DISCULT TOGETHER OK.

YOU WILLPROVIDEANY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS EVEN EMPTY IS OKEY SO I WILL FOWARD IT TO BANK MONDAY MORNING SO THE C NECCESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS FOR THE APROVAL OF THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL PROVIDE



1, YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.

2,YOUR FULL ADDRESS

3, YOUR PRIVATE TELE, FAX AND MOBILE NUMBERS SO WE CAN HAVE HEART

TO HEART DISCUSIONS ON THIS TRANSACTIOPN.

4, YOUR COMPANY PROFILE.

GET BACK TO ME.
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Peter,

I'm sorry we couldn't agree on a deal. After your refusal of such kind hearted help from my organisation, I have no time for your requests.
I have been advised that you be a thief or even a rapist.

Please remove my details from your contacts.

Gracias,

N. R. Fernndez

 

Nothing against nigerians BTW - I just want to wind the nobber up...... hoping for a reply.....
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all con's mate!!! i would never ever trust one! simple as