Why are they always SO happy? Got a girl in the office that's just like this and she gets on my nerves. Almost flirty, laughs at things that aren't funny and insists on calling me 'love' all the time - which I find offensive unless the woman is much older than me. "Errr, I ain't your 'love', and I never will be" Anyway, I've noticed that larger girls are generally more happier than smaller girls and can't decide on a hypothesis. I've just had to do a 11-hour day (bar an hour for a Doctor's visit and some lunch) with her, so feel justified in a grumble.
I think is because they are mostly eating, the fat pigs. There is honestly no excuse whatsoever for being a fatty. Really, all it takes is willpower. I'm suprised more fat people aren't crack addicts. Still, eating pies does make you happy. VDub Lady, you liar Girls are NEVER happy 96% of the time. "Did you hear what Sharon said about me, does my bum look big in this, I think you love guns more than me, etc etc"
Funnily enough, this bird stuffs her face all day long. Not that I have a problem with that, or anything. It's just nauseating to someone like me who eats very little. I always seem to attract fat girls. [:^(]
Hehe - my ex-flatmate (a fat bloke) was like that - he went to the doctor, and came back saying "I'm 4 stone off my ideal weight! Just four more stone and I'll be the ideal 20 stone bloke..... more fish suppers....."