any Garry Glitter jokes yet??

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  1. rocco2litre

    rocco2litre Forum Junkie

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    ? come on
     
    rocco2litre, Aug 22, 2008
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  2. A.N. OTHER

    A.N. Other Banned after significant club disruption Dec 5th 2

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    I think he's a bit Thai'd up atm, tbh :lol:
     
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    So poor:lol:

    This was the last known photo of him taken today boarding his flight to the UK.


    [​IMG]

    ;)
     
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    *NEWSFLASH*

    Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea.........

    However the coastguard managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!!
     
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  5. GTI69

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    It is now illegal to wear clothes on the wrong part of your body, take Gary Glitter for example, he was jailed for putting a Thai on his co*k!
     
    GTi69, Aug 22, 2008
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    come on! come on come on! come on come on come on I Said!!!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    A.N. Other Banned after significant club disruption Dec 5th 2

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    ^^^ [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    A.N. Other, Aug 22, 2008
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  9. ADMIN

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    Gary Glitter has a date for his arrival back to the UK,









    she is 8 yrs old but with make up looks 12
     
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    his latest song is just about to be released, a modern retake on that old classic, dont let your son go down on me......
     
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    He`s just booked a Florida holiday...

    He`s off to Tampa, with the kids...
     
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    Just woke my parents up laughing too loud!:lol: [:^(]
     
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  13. A.N. OTHER

    A.N. Other Banned after significant club disruption Dec 5th 2

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    Took me about 10 mins to get that [:$] [:$]

    :o


    :lol:
     
    A.N. Other, Aug 22, 2008
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    Have you heard that following his heart scare gary glitter has left instructions in case of his death? He wants to be cremated and his ashes put in an etch-a-sketch so kids can still play with him.
     
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    :lol: :lol: Best one so far!
     
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    How do you know its bedtime in the Glitter house?


    When the big hand touches the little hand:o
     
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  17. EV NUTTER

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    Why does does gary glitter wear two pairs of pants in prison?

    In case he gets a hole in one
     
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    :lol: :lol: :clap:
     
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    Gary glitter refused to board a jumbo jet built in 2001, he says he won't climb on anything over 7 years old
     
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    brilliant jokes here lads! Fpmsl! :lol:
     
    olliemk2, Aug 24, 2008
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