any Garry Glitter jokes yet??

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funnies!' started by rocco2litre, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. ev nutter Forum Member

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    That was a well thought out one
     
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    Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
    It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

    A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the forest. The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
    Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"

    What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
    The greyhounds wait for the hare.
     
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    How can you tell if an item of clothing is owned by Gary Glitter?

    Because his has got come on come on, come on come on, come on come on come on, I said...
     
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    whats the difference between acne and gary glitter?

    Acne doesnt come on your face till at least 13!
     
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    Glitter is a bit of a tw4t btw...

    soz, had to say that - carry on...
     
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    Garry Glitter is now back in the UK, since he’s been back all he said was:

    “I just want to go home, settle down, and have kids”
     
  7. StuMc

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    Errrm...I think that`s been established already...hence this thread.
     

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