On separate occasions I've been nearly run over by Martin Platt and Les Battersby from Coronation Street. I've been told to shut up by Carol Vorderman. And I've said to Roy Walker, "If you see it say it" Had a few pints with Paul Scholes My life is exciting.
As a follow on to this I asked the wife: She went to school with Sir Bob's kids and once blocked his battle in a school car park with her 2cv, he was very ungracious. She also babysat Ian hislop's kids. His wife is, apparently, an ignorant feckwit. I had also also forgotten that I had told Gary Lucie that he was an abdominal human being and should wind his neck in. Once again though, Ross kemp is a gem
