haha that would be brilliant! Tell him you sl*g and see what happens! I would have struggled not too if i was p*****. Would have been glad i didnt in the morning! She is a filthy female dog she should be exposed! Married with kids what is it with female doges for f**ks sake! And the lad whos bird was cheating on him with his best mate for years! Who would do that poo i hate it and it makes me mad!
have sexwith her - be as rubbish as you can - that may put her off.. that said - she's definitely not getting any at home, so somethings better than nothing (for her)
tell her your gay? if she's not someone you'll ever see again, then it might actually work! no one has to know..
meet her, then tell her to f*ck off, right in her face. film it with your phone though, like a happy slapping clip, if she doesnt go, then slap her and post it here....... that'll keep me amused but doesnt help you at all. choices, choices!
Well shes oviously abi*ch if shes married with kids an wanting an afair. So treat her like abi*ch an tell her where to go. Edited by: outlandish5
tell her you can't because you got a raging case of herpes. and crabs. and chylamidia. and gonnerea. If she still wants some, then you should be extremely worried.
Part of the story I didn't share was that my dad pulled her mate who was 38 He was out with her last night but I haven't seen him yet to ask if anything was said. I get the feeling this carp isn't over yet Help Edited by: Stu__8vgti
Yeah I gave her my number but as I said in my first post I thought about the married woman bit and decided I didn't want to be someone to get involved in someone elses marriage. Now she's showing stalker tendancies Stu
She's quite freaked out by it all, especially since she doesn't know who it is or how the weirdo knows our home address. I like Neo's idea, already texted the cu*t a few times from my phone and rang him up. Doesn't seem to be texting her any more fortunately. With regards to your comment of calling me a 'little boy' Recardo. I wasn't trying to be scary Lock Stock style. Mearly trying to lighten up this topic (which has made a bloomin good read after my day 'off work') And the air thru teeth was a Hannibal reference, admitedly a rather crap one but I'm at work so my mind is nearly asleep as always. I've got a rather big craving for triple chocolate ice cream now
Im with Den here, he knew she was married and that is that. You can go into what if she was grabbing your nuts etc etc etc gagging for it but the fact is he knew she was married and made the right choice in the end to not do the deed. And yes drink can make you lose self control etc but my morals are never effected and as said "mowing another guys lawn" is totally unacceptable , IF you know she already has a gardener !! If you dont then you are not to blame. all IMO !
^^^^ I know i did the right thing in my mind so not got any regrets tbh, just don't need the after effects of being the nice guy backfiring on me. Jimmeh, i was out with him for his birthday and had no intention of this happening I must admit though it was the weirdist thing ever, first and last time it ever happens tbqfh All I could think of was us being on Trisha or something
mark, its ok i read it wrong.....its not too often that someone says there going to stab me on a message board. i still love you
