the Off Topic thread

This will be the demise of the already relatively quiet CGTI chat sections [:^(]

Set the bullsh*t free, it's what the General Chat section is for!

 

Just read his interview in this month`s issue of Front;

Front; `What`s the worst idea you`ve ever had?`

Frankie; `Killing Jill Dando...`

Front; `What`s the stupidest thing you`ve ever said to a girl you liked?`

Frankie; `I think Crete is a marvellous holiday destination, Jill. If you don`t give it a good review, who knows what I`ll do.`


From an appearence on Mock the Week;

`The terrorist attack on Glasgow Airport? Reports that people narrowly avoided being horribly burnt are a falacy...

...it was 200 Glaswegians going to Tenerife for God`s sake...`

Brilliantly sharp, and wickedly dark. Got to love him...

 

Frankie Boyle:

When I told my girlfriend I was a positive person.... I meant HIV

 

Saw him live in december, almost constantly laughing for the entire act! There was a lot more topical stuff on shannon matthews, baby P, madeline mcCann, it was brilliant

The warm-up act was brilliant as well, but i haven't been able to find out his name, quite a stocky irish guy with a big beard, suited the main act perfectly.

 

Looks like yre right.
Aint seen this many sub forums since hunt for red october was discussed on dial up bb's.

 

lol nice! how long have you waited to use that line Mr. Nordoff?

 

if i had the body of a squirrel but still had a human head how many years would it take for me to evolve so that i could walk with the massive weight of my human head on my tiny squirrel body?, Fen........think about it

 

have you seen pheonix nights?? with tiny tina? where paddy say's what did she do? 'go up on you'??? ah ha ha still tickles me that one, excuse all the spelling had a few beers

 

no, not seen that - but im on youtube now!!

 

Been watching a recent episode of Top Gear with Harry Enfield on it.

Some of the brief mick-take impressions... great it was.

 

Going back to Seraph, I would really love to meet him, I'd love to know if he would be such a pedantic **** face to face when there's a danger of being thumped?

 

Sheesh

Whilst I am logged in ..

 

I like cake . And helicopters . Now , I wouldn't claim to be an expert on either , but I do know a little about them . For instance , a Helicopter Cake , now how cool would that be!? But a cake Helicopter... That just wouldn't work at all.

 

Who wants to smoke my pole?

 

Why do people insist on giving you an answer to a different question to the one you actually asked?

 

twenty past five

 

AIDS.

 

and what did the bus conductor say ??

 

that was your stop back there

 

Just got a text from British Gas, announcing a 10% price reduction come February.

Very weird, since I`ve never given them my number...