Unofficial forum facts

been there, done that waaaaay too many times

 

people really don't get the sections laid out in this forum.....

 

9/10 threads are in the wrong section... like this thread, for instance

 

At least it's consistent

 

Every 6 months someone mentions the 'at the flywheel BHP figures'



and if thats not enough for a 5 pager and a quick duel with the Vortex then we'll get on to the 1/4 mile arguments.

 

"Power at the wheels is all you need to know"

 

The 6th page and no one has mentioned, any crash damage no mater how bad can always be T-Cut out

 

Ask a technical question and get 3 replies. Ask what you should have for dinner and you get 3 pages.

 

Also, post a picture showing your new mods, you may get a reply saying "Looks smart" but more often than not you'll get...

"Your wheel is scuffed"
"Your exhaust is wonky"
"Nice wallpaper"

etc etc

 

Any vag engine will automatically produce more bhp if put into a mk2 shell.

 

i was going to say someone had abandoned a mk2 on your driveway

 

same^^

but more so in a mk1 shell

neil.

 

Any car with questionably high power figures must have been tested on a badly calibrated rolling road.

The guy in the Porsche you pulled away from at the lights was trying.

 

someone will pour lot of Redline MTL into the clutch and get a whole page of "I did that too"

 

Through the green cap? ahh - classic.

 

i did that too

 

You can say what like to people, because it's a forum. They aren't real people really, so you won't hurt their feelings.

 

If you get banned people will start a stupid f**king thread objecting to your ban.

So you can't post on CGTI forum for 24 hrs...big f**king deal

 

I did that too!

 

Lol, you muppets