What are you currently drinking. . ?

im working my way through the every drink in my local, currently on tequila.
campari sucks btw

 

Carlsberg, cheap and boring but you can drink loads and not be hungover, or that pished.

 

Lapin Kulta, similar to Carlsberg but Finnish instead of Danish, twice the price, and weaker.

 

night nurse....

 

Nothing at the minute, but should be enjoying a much-needed pint of something with the venerable DaveD and his good lady wife in a couple of hours time - Yay beer gardens! Volcanic ash in your pint!

 

Say hello to daved from me.
And check how clean his hands are after wrestling with a golf gearbox removal job yesterday. He broke loads of seized bolts so I imagine he will have ended up getting very mucky.[:^(]

Cup of Typhoo for me at the moment, to get back on topic!

 

yeah that is wrong.... on sooooooo many levels!

 

full of vitamins and minerals
have one for me,[:^(]

 

Nuffin'

Totally fallen out of love with Booze, GOD I need a vice.... I could pass for a Priest, only without all the pedo-ness of course.

Was drinking a couple (and I do mean two) of bottles of Leffe of a Saturday night, but can't be bothered anymore.

TSC, please help, I'm in danger of becoming T-Total.

 

Earl Gray tea at the current moment!

 

Poitin for me at the moment, courtesy of a certain gent from Sligo, Ireland. Thread to come!
Dan, I have bad news about the hands. Not only did I attract strange looks from nearby people for insisting on taking pictures of DaveD's hands while at a pub, but they are NOT in a clean condition. Picture to follow shortly once I get my bluetooth to link up.

 

As long as they were not greasy enough for him to drop his pint, I will forgive him.

I am guessing the thread will be called "The weight of dirt under fingernails"

 

This is the sorry sight I was presented with today, at 2:05pm GMT, at the Dirty Duck Alehouse in Holywood, Northern Ireland.
Let it be noted that these hands were not dirty from working today, but from removing the gearbox mentioned by Danster a few posts up, YESTERDAY. The dirty Catholic went to bed with his hands looking like that, got up in the morning and didn't clean them, and then drove 130 miles just for a pint of real ale with those hands.

LOOK AT THEM!!!!



Needless to say, he has been barred from the pub. God, I was so embarrassed, I had to have a drink to calm my rage. And now I'm having more. To calm my overly sunburnt face. I NEVER WANT TO MEET THAT DISGUSTING MAN AGAIN!

 

Actually he did spill/drop it - not to the floor though, and no-one was splashed except for his wife. The sight of him licking it off the table though, in a bar where people were eating...

 

Eeewwww, is that a dew claw he's growing there?

 

Hit the spirits for a while, then drink beers in the morning to rehydrate and kill the hangovers. We'll get you back off the wagon, Peejay, you just have to trust us!

 

His hands are just half flesh and half splinters!

 

We don't care about his hands []

What did his shoes look like, and did you weigh them?

 

They're titanium, like his Zippo (very impressed by that lighter!), and they actually have negative weight - he has to carry a large stone everywhere he goes to avoid floating away!

 

You were asked after! Dave didn't realise you weren't from over here...