Wot about tongue studs..? You dont want much do you How about lazy arsed men who complain about having to do more than one thing at a time like looking after the kids as well as cleaning the house - I know a few of them but surely you're not like that are you..
yep, bit more acceptable - shows a tad more imagination! - bit emo tho! - still, im sure it has its benefits if your g/f has one!
Apologies in advance for the long reply ... I'd hardly consider wanting a decent woman who can construct a sentence without profanity and who takes care of herself to be 'wanting a lot' really. When I'm out I dont gob off at the first opportunity, talk like I've had a lobotomy or walk around looking like someone just shat on me ... so its not really that much of a leap to expect that I would look for the same in a woman. Fair enough, some lads might like the 'sl*g' look (and foul mouth) but its just not my scene. As for lazy men, they p*ss me off as much as lazy women. I do 50% round the house, its only fair after all. However I have known my fair share of 'stay at home' mums, and I can say with total conviction and experience that despite how 'hard' they say it is, they could have the washing/cleaning and other household duties completed by 10am. I share the household chores with Mrs Den so I know exactly how long it takes to put on the washing, vacuum, polish etc. Listen to some women and they would have you believe its a 9-5 job. As for kids, the older ones are at school all day so that requires no effort and the younger ones/babies are easily entertained (unless you happen to be a mum who can exercise no control). How is it OTT for a man who goes to work 5/6 days a week to pay all the bills, to expect that his home is kept tidy and dinner is ready when he comes in ? Women dont have to have kids and stay at home, its a choice ... so once the choice is made, get on with it and shut the f*ck up about it. Staying at home all day is not as hard as grafting all day yet they would have you believe its 'so tiring' and 'oh my god, its like so emotionally draining' ... balls. Oh and feminists ... wall + rifle + single shot to the f*cking head.
with you on that one Den, the ex used to moan endlessley about how hard she worked round the house, but also knew every episode of columbo and whatever the hell else is on in the afternoons.....needless to say she is THE EX
You cheeky b*stard F*cking knew that was coming after I read Den originally wrote it EDIT - BTW, just for the record, yes, I am from Essex, I may not be posh but neither am i loud or gobby
Wow I seem to have touched a raw nerve, sorry mate. Look I agree I hate complaining women as much as anybody. I am a practical gal and I agree on the 50% share on everything. But to say that all feminists need a bullet is frankly a bit much and demonstrates your lack of understanding about what feminism is (should I duck for the reply ) Not all feminists are the annoying hard core type and without feminism in some form women probably still wouldn't have the vote or almost equal pay (read Oz there not sure about UK pay rates) Now I'm not saying I subscribe to their thinking but all I know is that in my field if you dont have the spine to tell some chauvenistic so and so to nick off when he stuffs up something then you don't get very far. BUT hey thats just my opinion
I was sent this on email and I immediatly thought of this thread WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.WE START CRYING AND! TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?) 11 WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
I think you overestimate the 'complexity' of feminism. Its hardly difficult to understand. The simple fact is there is no such thing as a 'borderline' feminist. A feminist who isnt rabid and foaming at the mouth at the mere mention of washing up, equal pay or marital parity isnt a feminist ... they are just decent women with common sense and a level head. Feminists are extremists, in the same image as any other extremist. To suggest that wanting equality makes you a feminist is a tad off target, feminism is more than that. Its a mental attitude toward the opposite sex in the same way male 'chauvinism' is. The point about feminists is that more often than not they are as 'chauvinist' as the men they purport to despise. Both groups are equally distasteful.
My Mum is 60, retired. Lives on her own. She STILL tells me about how she's been rushed off her feet all day, doing all the housework. I mean I could understand when she had 3 kids living at home, but exactly how much housework can be done when you're the only person living in the house?
I'm his mrs and i cut his hair and buy his flip flops I find men who spend more time getting ready than me a real turn off, I like REAL men!!! (the caveman type)
