Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I raped 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I smoked Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a pornstar 05 - your mom 06 - you 07 - a bag of weed 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm cool like that Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Orange - because I have double D's Green - because I'm beautiful Other - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs
I slept with the kool-aid man because I love marijuana um im not going to comment on how accurate that statement is
I ran over you because i'm cool like that. My shirt is blueish purple so i chose blue cos i aint gay!